First allow me to say this - I have no problems with people leaving notes that are not of nice nature. Doesn't phase me in the least and, honestly, I could care less if everyone reading my diary thought that I was full of it. See, here's the thing: I write this for ME. I digress. If you leave someone a note, have the balls to have an active diary.

Antonia and I were talking last night about famous people that we want to fuck. I don't exactly have a list, but there are certainly famous people that I'd take a run at if given a chance. We were watching the news before bed and a story came on about Brad Pitt and Jennifer Anniston breaking up and she moaned "Mmmmm, Brad."

I agree. I'd do him.

Antonia has started her own diary and she's going to do this same entry today. Google away, freaks. Google away. We both have to work today. What's a work day if you can't use company time about famous people you want to run.

Okay, my people and reasons why. The links to pictures are all "work safe" by the way.

1) Catherine Bell, star of the TV show JAG. First - she has an amazing body. As anyone that has read any of my writings know...I kind of have a thing for large breasts. The short hair also kills me. Her real life interests are also interesting as hell to me, the woman owns and races something like six motorcycles.

2) Chely Wright. I was visiting friends in Nashville once and they brought me to this dump called 12th & Porter for a new artist showcase. This was, God...10 years ago? The artist was a country singer, Chely Wright. Long dark hair, amazing voice. I still remember a ballad she did that night called "The Love He Left Behind."

3) Jennifer Anniston. Anyone else love the move "Rock Star?" So cheesy, yet so, so cool. Jennifer is just one of those women that you can't take your eyes off when you see her on TV. Here's something interesting regarding her; I swear her breasts were larger in earlier epidodes of Friends than the later ones. That hard nipple thing kills me, too. Mama.

4) Christina Aguilera. I went through this phase where the girls I hung out with were all bad girls with areas pierced that shouldn't be pierced. I couldn't stand her in the teenie boppper days, but when Diirrty came out, sign me up! Dirty. Yes indeed.

5) Diane Lane. I could watch the love scenes of "Unfaithful" over and over and over...what an sexy woman. Everything about her screams it.

6) Kate Winslet. Just so I could spank her and tell her how much of a bad girl she is! Okay, I'd do more than spank. Talented, beautiful and that accent! Grrrrr.

7) Jenna Jameson. Porn stars generally do nothing for me and I even partied once with Christy Canyon. Not impressed. There is something about Jenna, beyond the insanely large fake breasts.

8) Kelly Clarkson. There is something so sweet and innocent about Kelly and there is an underlying layer of dirt that you just know has to be there. She's pretty and cute all at the same time.

9) Scarlette Johanason. Have you seen "Lost in Translation?" Watch it. I had to watch it twice, the first time I couldn't stop drooling over her.

10) martine mccutcheon. I fell in love with her character in "Love, Actually." There is something about her that is just so...hot. She is what she is, she makes no excuses and doesn't try to be something that she isn't.

So that's my list. Let the fun begin!