I was having coffee with a male friend and we were talking about sex and past partners. Tossing questions about great sex, bad sex and sex that made us feel...weird. He shared a story of having sex with a girl after a party. He knew her for about three hours. While having sex she started to cry, after sex she told him that she loves him and that he's "the one" and for the next week called him 15 times a day (literally) and said that he needed to talk to her father is he was going to ask her to marry him.

Yup. That's weird.

My weird sex story is not a bunny boiling on the stove but it is something that I find odd anyway.

I met Tara on a camping trip. My friends and I pack up each summer and spend three weeks or so hiking and camping in the mountains. It's actually a cool way to meet people as well. I met Tara and we exchanged numbers and such, she lived one town over from me.

Tara is tiny. I mean - there is nothing to this girl. Five foot nothing, maybe 90 pounds. Long blonde hair, hazel eyes. She was just a small girl. Generally not my type but her face and smile were so attractive I decided to give her a call. We went on a couple days, started to get friendly. One drunked night we had sex.

I generally don't drink so much that I don't remember the night before. I knew we had fucked but I couldn't remember a thing. The next night was a summer fest costume type party. Tara dressed like a little school girl and looked just like one. Little plaid skirt, hair in a poneytail, thigh high stocking. She literally looked so young that had she not known some of the guys working security we would have been kicked out - a cop was trying to bust her for having a fake ID when it wasn't fake.

She looked early teens at best.

So later that night back at her house we start messing around. I get her clothes off and she starts talking about wanting to role play and for me to just go along with it. Naked she looked...well...like someone that wasn't old enough to be having sex. Completely shaved, no chest at all, skinny as all heck. She didn't even have pierced ears or wear make up.

Her role playing was pretending that I was an older brother and that she was the little sister. At the time I went along with it. The second I left the house and as time passed I became more and more creeped out about it. There is something about hearing someone say "watch...watch your cock sliding in and out of your sister..." that is so wrong on so many levels. On a rational level you know that not only is this girl not your sister, but she's also a year older than you. She's not 12. Your not fucking a family member. That part of your head keeps you into it at that time.

We didn't really hang out much after that. I've actually wondered and worried about what has happened in the past to make her want to do those things.