I'm going with the odd ball occurance.
I was at a sports bar with some friends watching baseball. We all had some beers in us and met up with common friends and had a great time. I started talking to Chad. He's one of these guys that would make you sick. Perfect white teeth, great build, great facial features. The perfect trophy wife on his arm.
His wife was...wow. Latino, long dark hair, chesty as hell (and we all know by now how much I love tits), a complete sweet heart, she hated the Yankees...what else could a boy want?
A couple of times I thought I got busted by Chad checking out his wife. The problem is that she would sip her drink, biting the straw, make eye contact with me, smile and look away in time for me to get caught and her to get off scott free. Finally he called me out on it.
"Like what you see?" he asked. I tried to explain that I wasn't trying to provoke anything and he cut me off. "Wanna fuck her, don't you?" At that point I said that I didn't want any trouble and started to walk away. He took me at the elbow and smiled in a very disarming way. "I'm just messing with you, mate."
People started to leave and it was only Chad, his wife Tanika and me. They invited me back to their place so I went. We had some more drinks and Chad offered to spark up some green. I shouldn't have done it, I don't do it often, but said what the heck and joined in some smoke.
Now completely hammered and stoned (great combo) Chad started in again about my wanting to fuck his wife. Being stoned out of my gourd I looked at her and said "what straight guy doesn't want to?" So he smiled at me and said "go ahead."
So here's the thing. This is how a lot of B budget horror films start. Next thing you know I'll be chained to the wall by my penis and given a saw to cut it off if I want to leave.
I looked at him and then her and said "well just because I want to doesn't mean she does." To this Tanika stood up and sat on my lap and started kissing my neck, "Oh, I do" she said.
Okay, game on. Bring on that saw.
Fast forwarding through a lot of stuff that I barely remember - we're on the floor in the living room and my mouth is on her completely shaved and perfect pussy. She's so wet that it's running down my face. Chad is stroking his simply gigantic cock and sitting on the couch watching us. He keeps asking her questions. "Is he eating it good?" (God, yes) "Is his tongue better than mine" (By a mile) "Are you going to cum on his face?" (I already did).
Then he told her to get on all fours and suck on him. He told me to fuck her from behind while she sucked on him. Her ass from behind was a sight that could make a guy cum from just looking at it. Perfect ass, tattoo on her back, perfect back, long hair falling on her sides, her massive tits swaying back and forth as I pounded my cock into her.
I started fucking her so hard that she couldn't keep sucking him, taking his cock into her hand. He patting the couch next to him and told me that he wanted to watch her ride me. I sat next to him. As she straddled me he reached over and took my cock in his hand and guided it into her. I didn't think twice about it. For some reason that was my cue to become more aggressive and I started asking the questions like you liked touching my cock, did you? He didn't answer.
As his wife rode me I took her face in my hands and started asking her...your husband likes cock, doesn't he? She moaned that he did. He wants mine, doesn't he? She locked eyes with me, smiled and nodded. She whispered in my ear that he hasn't had another boy since he was just a kid and wanted to really bad.
While she rode me I reached over and took his cock into my hand. It's been a long time since I've done this, and I would have felt strange if I wasn't so wasted, but it went very naturally. I stroked him as she rode me. She climbed off and said that she wanted to watch.
Next thing I know it's Chad and I on the floor, laying on our sides in a 69 and sucking each other. I could barely fit more than the head of his cock in my mouth. His wife sat on the couch, eyes locked on us, legs spread wide. She was thrusting fingers inside her with one hand, her other hand working over her clit, and kept moaning "that is so hot, so hot."
And then - it was the wife's turn to direct. She wanted to watch him suck me, she wanted me to suck him. She wanted me to suck him while I fucked her. Then she wanted me on all fours. She wanted her husband to fuck my ass with that massive battering ram while I ate her.
Now - I still use toys on myself sometimes when I masturbate. And I once used a pretty large dildo in my ass once. It was exciting, but it also hurt. His cock was easily larger than that dildo. I don't know why I said okay, but I did and he was grabbing lube.
She was on the couch and I buried my face into her pussy. I felt the cold of the lube being spread over my asshole and then the pressure as he slid in one finger and then two. The second finger actually hurt a little. He started to stroke me a little and that eased my mind a little and I started to warm to this idea.
I felt the head of his cock against my ass. He started to push it in and the explosion of pain that washed over me almost made me go soft. I tried to focus on the pussy that my mouth was locked on. Making eye contact with her she asked if I was okay and all I could do is nod. It felt as though he fed a whole pipe into my asshole and I realized that he didn't even have the whole head in yet.
It seemed like forever and I thought I was going to die and then I felt a pop as my muscles relaxed and the head popped it. He then slowly started to slide his cock deep into me. No turning back now. She climbed under neath me and took my cock into her mouth. I can't explain the amazing pain and pleasure, seperated by a mere inch.
Somewhere it stopped hurting. The fact that this man's titanic cock was buried in my ass excited the hell out of me. He was moaning and telling his wife how good I felt. He punped in and out at a decent pace but nothing that would kill me. I heard him ask if he could cum inside me and I said yes. I heard the moans and actually felt his cum spurting inside me.
He pulled his cock out of me and that was the weirdest feeling of them all. I felt like everything would fall out of me if I stood up. Tanika told Chad that it was his turn and told me to fuck her husband. Chad was on his back, I slipped in between his legs and lifted him at the ass. I smeared lube over his ass and my cock and started rubbing my cock up and down his asshole. His wife started getting really nasty, calling him a bitch that was about to get fucked. I'm usaully not one for the real nasty talk like she was doing, the semi degrading stuff, but it really turned me on this time.
I slid inside his ass quite easily and he gasped in obvious pain as I did. Tanika started to stroke his now soft cock as I pumped my own into his ass. His tomach muscle clenched as I thrust into him and he started moaning. With one hand his wife pulled on his nipples and the other his cock. She started whispering "do you like it baby is this what you want" and he kissed her deeply and said he loved it.
Tanika told me to cum all over her husband, to pull out before I cum. I got close and pulled out - her hand wrapped around me and stroked me. I shot a load like I haven't shot in a long time, covering his stomach in my cum.
We all laid on the floor breathing hard. I was kissing Tanika and we looked at Chad. He was passed out cold.
Tanika and I had our own fun after that, taking a shower together and fucking in their bed as her husband slept. She asked me to not tell him that we fucked after which I thought was strange. Almost as strange as her telling me that he's out of town during the week for work and home on weekends and to come over on Monday.
So I did. And Tuesday, and Wednesday.
Hey - this guy almost ripped me in half with that weapon of his.
I'm supposed to hang out with them again tonight. I just recovered from last week, hopefully he isn't looking for the exact thing again this weekend...